Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Jherwin's secret pasabog revealed

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako was unable to watch the last 3 and 2 episodes of Dragon Ball Daima even if the WiFi crisis has comes to an end. It was also revealed that Jherwin has already planned a new pasabog outside of Kinako's awareness until now, it's possibly explained why Jherwin and Edgar let the WiFi come back to make her find out that Jherwin has already planned a new pasabog. Because of this, many Glodelanians are suggesting to go back to Kissanime to stream Episode 18 and 19 even tho the constant lag and pop ads will be a huge bothersome, it's better than not unable to stream the episodes.

Tuesday, February 25, 2025

New AI song for Jherwin Kabayo

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako confirmed a new AI song will made for Jherwin Kabayo as a reminder for his most recent atrocity in Glodelania at the latest jihad and the Hunger Pain. According to the leader, the song will feature and highlight Jherwin's embarrassing moment of dropping cards at the canal.

Plans for the 25th Glodelania Shopping unveiled

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has officially unveiled the 25th Glodelania Shopping plan to her colleagues. According to the plan, Biscuit Box will no longer be part of the contenders in hopes of one of them will be brought in the next ₱1,000 pesos fund. Instead the box will be brought even at a ₱500 fund while noodles and canned goods will be temporarily banned for the next Glodelania Shopping as exchanged. The concern on the privacy violation is becoming a bigger problem for Glodelania, that a new box is an imminent need.

Korean noodles banned in Glodelania Shopping

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has officially banned all Korean Noodles brands in Glodelania Shopping as they are becoming too expensive to be brought during Glodelania. Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako is disappointed how Korean Noodles like Nongshim are now twice more expensive than their debut price during the time of United Jewelpet Republic. Nongshim is used to be roughly 5 pesos back in 2011 to 2015. But during the Ryujitsu Era and early Glodelania Era, the price is now on 70 pesos and now as of 2025, the price has been doubled to 103 pesos and accordingly to many Glodelanians, this is a fucking robbery. Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako held a voting session across Glodelania if they officially going to cut connection to the Korean noodles and with the anonymous decisions, Glodelanian government approved Korean Noodles prohibition from Glodelania Shopping. With that being said 25th Glodelania Shopping will be the first one to feature the ban.

First day of the 2025's first ever Hunger Pain

Today is the first day of the Hunger Pain and it's already irritating the Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako that Glodelania had to go back to its default settings. One time she thought that she collected enough change to buy at least 1 coffee sachet as she found 1 peso coin on the floor, only found out she only has 3 fucking pesos so adding the 1 peso just made it 4 which doesn't fucking mean anything. According to the Supreme Leader, this is fucking how unlucky her fucking life and it's an absolute fucking dogshit.

Monday, February 24, 2025

Day ruined by Jherwin Kabayo

Today's day have been ruined by Jherwin's pure refined negative energy which produces bad luck to Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako as she was unable to record videos without having to go to 7-11. Jherwin is to blamed for this one as he was a key player to Edgar's plan to deny Kinako a new device to solve an aged old problem problem which is the lack of internal audio recording. According to Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako, if she already had a new device since September 2024, she wouldn't have to go to 7-11 and she can record gameplay videos at any place as long there's no too much interruption and distractions.

Hunger Pain Tomorrow

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has officially stated that Hunger Pain will begin tomorrow as there are no fund yet, the food box may still have gochujang and Plant B based luncheon meat but without a way to prepare them such as fund or oil, it's useless.

Tubigan Paradox!!!

Tubigan Paradox have occurred due to the matching. According to the Tubigan Paradox, if 2 tubigans matches their brand and size, then it's a Tubigan Paradox and one has to disappear or thrown away to stop the paradox. Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako choose to throw away her other tubigan but in such a wrongful timing, due to the lack of fund, the thrown away tubigan cannot be replaced by a different. According to Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako, there's a way to 2 same tubigans to co-exist and if the 2 same tubigans have the same owner.

Football Frontier International last group stage matchday

Football Frontier International has returned for the fifth and last matchday where all 10 teams will play their forth and last game in the group stage. As of now The Empire top their group and will advance to the Quarter Finals alongside Inazuma Japan. The matches on Group B is yet to start.

Breakfast from a successful hunting

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako had  good breakfast all thanks to the successful hunting from the Glodelania's hardworking hunters who've made their move yesterday. The hunters hunted for a cake bar, coconut biscuits and a 5 peso coin from change leading to Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako to buy a coffee in O-save. All these items are saved for breakfast tomorrow which happened exactly as planned.