Monday, May 18, 2026

36th Glodelania Shopping

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has finally held the 37th Glodelania Shopping and for the first time she bought Feastables Hazelnut Cups. Although she was unable to find a small bag of Doritos which means Mountain Dew is also automatically been cancelled from purchasing route which cancelled the Prankster Gangsters Meal. She also announced that the plan to buy a 32gb memory card has been cancelled as she doesn't find it worth it for Delta as Delta's performance has always a dogshit. So the plan has been considered unfeasible for Glodelania. The remaining fund shall be considered an allowance.

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Low Cortisol animation

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has been considering making a Low Cortisol animation with her Gacha Life OC Tantan Alcantara as a celebration to the success of the upcoming 37th Glodelania Shopping.

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Finally a fund at last

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako finally received her fund and that means the next shopping scheme which is the 37th Glodelania Shopping will be held sooner than expected as the next Glodelania Shopping was expected to begin as early as May 20, 2026 which is the same day Genshin Impact 6.6 will be out.

Monday, May 11, 2026

NTE mission failed

 
The Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has officially announced a bad news because the mission in NTE has officially failed. All research has been officially stopped. But because of this failure, this cause a massive time wasting that wasted a whole day due to Jherwin's unauthorized connection to the WiFi, redownloading Genshin Impact has become an absolute nightmare much slower than when it was installed for the first time and many experts say this is not because Genshin was might lighter back in 6.0 but because Jherwin's illegal connection has made the WiFi slower leading to a longer wait for reinstallation to the point Epsilon was running out of gasoline to continue the process which thankfully didn't happened due to the Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako resorting to using her emergency power.

Sunday, May 10, 2026

Edgar's arson in Saint Mariette

Just after Jherwin Kabayo's tantrum and jealousy, Edgar Gongora Cruz has committed an arson in Glodelania's capital Saint Mariette which is now known as Saint Mariette Fire of May 2026, over 25% of Glodelania's capital has been burned to ashes. Thankfully Candado Palace (Palacio Candado) has been spared from the fire like happened before. Proven how Prophet Konata protects the Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako and the power of the greater deity Konata is more powerful than a lesser being Edgar Gongora Cruz. Glodelania People's Investigation Agency (GPIA) revealed that Edgar Gongora Cruz is the one behind the fire and the fire is not an accident but an inside job arson. They also suggested Jherwin's involvement due to its proximity of its timing from Jherwin's tantrum and jealousy over McDonald's.

The aftermath of Jherwin's jealousy

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has woke up to see the aftermath of Jherwin's tantrum and jealousy. The leader immediately ordered to clean up Jherwin's mess. She even stated the timing of Jherwin's tantrum and jealousy over McDonald's is perfect as this is the same day another lyrics video is planned to be produced for Jherwin Kabayo ansd for the first time for Nigel too due to popular demand.

Saturday, May 09, 2026

Gran Jed unexpected visit

The Grand Jed unexpectedly visited Saint Mariette, fortunately Glodelania have already prepared secrecy protection protocol as the arrival was announced few minutes before. The Gran Jed and the leader visited the cemetery and went to the McDonald's on their way back. Unbeknownst to the leader Jherwin Kabayo has been spying the leader and saw everything, this immediately triggered Jherwin's jealousy on what the leader ate this afternoon and during her dinner later at night. So try calling for his pet to mess up her house and that's exactly what at the next day in the morning.

Friday, May 08, 2026

Juice suspension

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has officially declared suspension to all kind of powdered juicy in the future Glodelania Shopping schemes due to the refrigerator not being active. This suspension will automatically be lifted if the refrigerator is back on action for a long period.

Thursday, May 07, 2026

Celebration breakfast

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has officially held the celebration breakfast commemorating the arrival of her vision yesterday. So why is this being celebrated? Because this is her first ever experience of Genshin merchandise. The vision is said to have good fortune so using this as a keychain to a travelling bag is a must.

Wednesday, May 06, 2026

Vision granted

Supreme Leader Nanobana Kinako has finally got her vision she ordered from Celestia after a long wait. A celebration breakfast is expected by tomorrow.